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MIMI

Meet Mimi!she's a cutie!!!

My Past Life

According to www.tickle.com

NEWBIE

WEIRDOS

*My ate who lives in Japan accidentally dropped her NEW & expensive TV phone in the toilet bowl.(ARGH!)
*And my ate who lives in Switzerland accidentally flushed her reading glasses in the toilet..(aba naman..)
*A cousin thought that The Bebe is wearing a headpiece (actually asked me if it's his real hair or what,LMAO!)
*Someone asked me if I'm already 23 years old & a doctor from Medical City was stunned when I told him how old I am (harhar)
*Dizziness because of a worst case of anemia & people often speculate that I'm preggers.Weirdos!!

The New KID in Town

Say HI! to Newbie guys!!

Swiss Baker

My ate lives in Geneva, Switzerland & she bakes cakes.First as a hobby & now as a lucrative business.She makes cakes for all occasions for pinoys & foreigners alike.If you too lives in Switzerland & want to order cakes, just ask me how to get in touch with her.Here's a picture of one of her cakes.

US

Images aléatoires de famille

TOOTHY GUIAN & TITO EDU














ASERON BUNCH










JOJO & KUYA ROLLY













SISTAH











ROAR!!

Measurement Update

After shaking off 18 lbs..
now @33 1/2 - 27 -34 (not bad!)
I have to start doing
cardio again.,Pronto!

HD For:

the main Man..

CHASE-ing me away

I received an e-mail from Chase(the bank) a few days ago inviting me for a job interview ( I don't even remember applying for this one,& I'm 100% positive I did not)..been there done that.I don't want to (again) tie my ass to any friggin' bank related stuff in this lifetime.I hate numbers, I'm not fond of negotiating with people & I don't like asking anybody to sign up to any binding agreement.

just PMSing..
I'm going nuts...

Soft,subtle and mentally damaged

Quite depressing but the book Kiss the Girls by James Patterson is truly a Classic. Man's perversion and evil-mindedness is disturbing.Much better to read the book than to watch the movie version.

Which Domestic Goddess Are You?

Discover who you are ruled by..

According to the test I took @ http://www.ivillage.com/ I'm ruled by the Domestic Goddess,

Kuan Yin

The domestic goddess of compassion and understanding, Kuan Yin is the necessary corrective to the busy and fast pace of everyday life. If you are ruled by Kuan Yin, you are introspective and spiritual by nature, focused on the essential things in life. You are the friend whom others turn to in times of turmoil and trouble. Simplicity is this goddess' hallmark, and your decorating style is open and uncluttered. Clean, classic lines appeal to you -- no ruffles or flounces. A single, beautiful object will give your eye a spot to linger, such as a tabletop fountain created in one of your favorite vases. Open up to this goddess's influence by choosing natural fabrics -- cottons and linens -- over synthetics and sticking with a color palette of wood tones, black and white, and the occasional jewel tone, such as amethyst or emerald. Set aside a place for meditation in your home -- it need only be a windowsill -- and choose objects with personal resonance, such as a beautiful seashell, a perfect flower or a candle to decorate it. Appealing to your inner goddess will awaken your spirit. Sometimes your need for perfection gets in your way and your unhurried nature has you running late or missing deadlines entirely. Quiet by temperament and inclination, you sometimes miss some of the opportunities afforded by the outside world. Call on adventurous Artemis or romantic Aphrodite to bring a little spice into your life.


..that's me alright.

A Shot Of Rodent please...

Talk about bad habits..Harry simply doesn't care!

EYEBROW ISSUES

I've been asked several times already if I've had my eyebrows reshaped, waxed or whatever..never did I had it reshaped, plucked or waxed it's the natural shape of my brows and it runs in the family..Btw,that's moi with my Ate..

HAHAHA!!

Ebi & I were crazy laughing about this..

I'm going nuts..

Ebi & Guian

MY TWO GIRLS ARE ALL GROWN UP!

"Remember that today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday"..

so true and it won't even end soon..

First 10 on my Mobile mp3 list

1.fix you- Coldplay

2.colorblind-Counting Crows

3.coffee & TV- Blur

4.you're beautiful-James Blunt

5.Beetlebum-Blur

6.cherry lips- Garbage

7.righteous & the wicked-RedHotChiliPeppers

8.scar tissue-RedHotChilliPeppers

9.tear away-Drowning Pool

10.luxurious-Gwen Steffani

Meet Hamster Hearst Helmsley (a.k.a. Triple H)

comment/s: Ain't that a RABBIT?yeah,thats a rabbit alright..

Hamster Comb

I want to find a hamster comb (or brush) for Harry ,he keeps messing his hair & it's driving me nuts! Harry have this nasty habit of exercising @ 2AM & I'm losing sleep, imagine hearing that creaking sound of exercise wheel in the middle of the night (and eventually my neighbors would complain about that teeny weeny creaky sound in unGodly hour.well sue me hmp.)

Mr. Harry Hamster

MIssing Herbert

I miss Herbert so much huhuhuh he passed away Friday night..sooo sad for that night 3h died too, 3h played with his drinking water, got himself all wet and caught a chill.

Purple

My purple 3lb dumbbells. I started using it again today after almost a year of not even touching it. Good luck! For soreness, muscle aches & pains comes tomorrow..And I caught SOMEONE cheating doing His exercise! YOU know who you are..HMP!

Lazy,Lazy...

I visited my Gynecologist last Saturday and darn she told me to lose weight ,I need to shed about 15 lbs to get back to my old form ,well that's what my record shows ,that I was 15 lbs lighter before..after that doc visit I went to the bebe's house to spend the weekend where we did nothing but eat ,sleep ,play PS2(the bebe) ,surf celebrity gossips(me) and watch TV(great way to start huh..)but the good thing is after that lazy weekend sleep-over I decided seriously to lose weight..and voila! after five days I am four lbs lighter..happy happy happy !!!looking forward to shaking off 11 lbs more.Go! Djohana!!!soo sleepy now...

B Day!

Hey thanks KIDDo!yeah you're the first.It's no secret that i'm special hihihih!miss yah..

CHOCOLATE PHONE

I love love love! my new cellphone
even though its battery life is kinda short and does not have too much storage,I'm still crazy about it!

EX talk

Para sa mga EX na nagsasabi na naka "move-on" na sila pero ang totoo hindi naman talaga..

Sabi nga ni Miss Lolit Solis "anong meron si Bong (Revilla) na hindi makalimutan ng isang Gretchen Barretto?" Oo nga nman..Ano nga bang meron??
Anong meron at kailangan pa maglalapit ni Gretchen kay Lani(Mercado) to apologize after admitting that nagkaroon sila ng affair ni Bong 15 years ago?Simple lang talaga at tama ang tanong ni Manay Lolit..
Alam nyo sa dinami-dami ng tao na makakarelasyon natin meron talagang isang dadaan na mag iiwan ng markang hindi kailan man maalis sa puso at isipan natin,sabi nga ng kanta ni Sinead O'Connor "Nothing Compares to You",yun na yun sapul..
At kung wala na sa buhay natin ang taong ito(ang ating EX) sa kung ano pa mang kadahilanan,siya man o ikaw ang may kasalanan huwag mo i-claim na nakalimutan o naka "move on" kana kung:

1.Lagi mo pa rin naiuugnay ang mga bagay na ginagawa mo sa kasalukuyan(activities,things,places,etc) sa memories ng mga bagay na ginagawa nyo ng Ex mo noon.

2.Ikinukumpara mo sa mga nakakarelasyon mo o sa mga may interes sa iyo ang Ex mo,hindi na importante kung sino ang mas may worth,kung yung EX o yung present or prospect man yan.the thing is yung Ex mo ang tumatayong gauge o metrics mo.
nagpapatunay lang na naghahanap ka ng may similarity sa kanya dahil baka maibibigay nila yung mga bagay na namimiss mo.

3.Kung may panghihinayang kang nararamdaman na wala na kayo lalo na pag nalaman mo na may iba na siya.nanghihinayang dahil sa ibat-ibang dahilan,maaring kahit papaano hoping ka pa na magkakabalikan kayo,o kaya naman gusto mong isipin na pinagsisisihan nya na nawala ka at wala na siyang makukuha na katulad mo etc.

4.Pag hindi tumatagal ang mga relasyon mo after ng Ex na sinasabi mo na nakalimutan mo na,lahat ay hindi tumatagal ng kasing tagal nyo dati or mas matagal pa.well there must be something wrong with you at may kinalaman pa din ito sa EX na hindi mo makalimutan.

Bago ko isinulat ang mga bagay na ito nagtanong-tanong din muna ako,di naman ito base sakin o sa experience ko lang.although itinanong ko din ang mga bagay na ito sa sarili ko,at ang sagot ko katulad pa rin ng dati...that i've moved on wonderfully!and fyi
wala pang dumaan sa buhay ko na hindi ako naka "move on".malay nyo itong bagay na inalagaan ko ng mahigit na apat na taon ay hinding-hindi ko makakalimutan dahil gagawin ko ang lahat para kailan man ay hindi ito mawawala sa akin!

--jo

Useless stuff...

--> How do you make money?:
>unfortunately, i have to work to earn me moolah
--> Last thing you bought over 1000 pesos?:
>bunch of beauty products lol
--> How's the weather?:
>cool
--> Are you missing someone right now?:
>I'm now devoid of missing anybody
--> What chores do you have around the house:
>never ending cleaning & putting stuff into its place
--> Finish this sentence. I wish:
>i will never have to worry about anything ever
--> One word to describe you:
>unusual
--> Favorite pair of shoes:
>black converse canvass shoes
--> Do you own big sunglasses?
>nah
--> Do you find yourself attractive?:
>definitely!har
--> What would you rather be doing right now?:
>drinking with buddies or sleeping
--> What should you be doing right now?:
>preparing to go to work har har har
--> Have you kissed your boyfriend/girlfriend lately?:
>errr yesterday
--> Last IM you received?:
> meme ka na!<- hehehe --> Last message you received?
>taruz ka talaga gurl! <-from shiela --> Who did you hug today?:
>Guian
--> What are you going to do now?:
> drink my tea..

Ten facts about Djohana

(in no order at all)...for nosy people that i know or for those who doesn't know me at all but wants to read anyway..

1-I was married before but got separated.my Ex husband and I were very good partners before a crisis fell on us and crumbled the marriage.if it weren't for the 3rd party issue (on his side)I would say there was a big chance that we still have made it.its been six years and I have moved on wonderfully.

2-I smoked during college,its inevitable,everyone in the house where I was staying during school days smoked,no excuses why I did it,lets just say that I was still young then.

3-I do not eat pork,that choice has nothing to do with any religious or blah beliefs..I just don't like the taste.

4-I never really started drinking heavily til 2006,is that sad?not really.i never really saw myself as a drinker only very hard situations and major hullabaloos can make me get drunk,tell bad jokes and stories or sing karaoke =)

5-I really am a snob, I have to be honest right?not that I choose whom to talk to,its only that I have mood swings(hello was born February).if I choose to be quiet or not do anything that I don't feel like doing at the moment don't sweat it because you can't make me!

6-I'm terrible in math,that's no secret,my kuya stressed himself to death teaching me algebra(nosebleed alert)later on he suffered similar stress attacks teaching me how to drive hahaha!(he afterwards decided to just enroll me in driving school,I guess he cannot take it anymore)

7-I'm the Sandwich Goddess,I make very good sandwiches!everybody who have tasted it(especially those guys at the office)loved it!!!

8-I studied Fashion design,i may be rusty doing drawings but all i need is practice,practice,practice to get me mojo back.

9-I have asthma and worst case of seasonal allergies.25% of days of the year i'd be suffering from asthma or any other form of upper respiratory infections.hmm im actually considering having flu shots.

10-I love everything about chocolates,It makes the world go round!oh and i also love cakes,ice cream and all those sinful dessert there is around =)

Jaded II

miserably..
longing for affection,
wishing for the touch,
the kiss ,
the embrace,
like way things are.
missing so much.
longing for the company
as much as it is longed for.
rare it is allowed,
I, to enjoy a moment,
for it seems,
it is much preferred,
to be spent with others,
of which for the life of me,
will never understand...
theres so much love,
no freedom to express..
concern,
understanding,
and sacrifices,
all which,
willingly given..
unnoticed, taken,
is it ever enough?
and until it all ends,
aye,with patience,
the end surely
will come.
looking back,
it would be,
easy,guilt-free
and burdens,
will be Light..

My Immortal

I'm so tired of being here
Suppressed by all my childish fears
And if you have to leave
I wish that you would just leave
'Cause your presence still lingers here
And it won't leave me alone

These wounds won't seem to heal
This pain is just too real
There's just too much that time cannot erase

When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
When you'd scream I'd fight away all of your fears
And I held your hand through all of these years
But you still have
All of me

You used to captivate me
By your resonating life
Now I'm bound by the life you've left behind
Your face it haunts
My once pleasant dreams
Your voice it chased away
All the sanity in me

I've tried so hard to tell myself that you're gone
But though you're still with me
I've been alone all along..

Young Life

As I grow old, my realization about life becomes deeper,problems get bigger,situations becomes more complicated and i know that you are just like me...
Sometimes we wish we could go back..back to the time when the only man in our life was our dad..our only confidant was our mom,and any pain could be healed by just a band-aid and a bar of chocolate...

I'm the NEW GF (oki)

(L-R) Jojo ,Me ,Wella , Ces Quesada(har, sorry can't help it!) Taps , Budjette , Andre , Dang.

Just survey:

Breakfast food :
>coffee and pancakes

Favorite cartoon character:
>Eduardo in Fosters home for imaginary friends

Given anyone a bath:
>in an innocent and naughty way,i'd say..yes!hahaha

Smoked:
>i did in college

Made yourself throw-up:
>yes to relieve a friggin' headache

Loved someone so much it made you cry?:
>hmmm

Broken a bone?:
>nah

Played truth or dare:
>yes

Been in a physical fight:
>ahahaha many punching and kicking with my sis when we were growing up

Wait for someone's phone call all night:
>during those young in-lovey dovey days

Saved AIM/Yahoo conversations:
>yes

Saved e-mails:
>yep

Fallen for one of your best friends:
>not my style

Made out with JUST a friend?:
>secret hehehe

Used someone:
>no way!

Whats your good luck charm?
>a hundred peso bill that I refuse to spend whatever situation im into

Best song you ever heard:
>yellow by coldplay

What's your bedroom like:
>white paint blue curtains

Last thing you said:
>quiet!

What is beside you:
>err wall

Last thing you ate:
>fruit-tella cream yummy

What kind of shampoo do you use?:
>pantene glossy shine

Best thing that has happened to you this year:
>secret =)

Worst thing that has happened to you this year:
>was denied a visa for travel in japan last April wah!

Who was the last person that called you:
> gina

Who was the last person you slow danced with:
>a cousin i think

What makes you laugh the most?:
>Mr. Enrique A. Tutaan's antics

What makes you smile?
>crazy text messages,silly jokes and situations

Last Person..
You yelled at:
>guian!

Who broke your heart:
>they know who they are

Told you that they love you:
>my kids

Do you wear contacts or glasses:
>glasses

Do you like yourself:
>i don't like myself.I "LOVE" myself

What are you listening to right now?
>evanescence - my immortal

What did you do yesterday:
>work til 8am,got drunk til 1pm,slept til 5pm then went to a birthday party at 9pm.whew!

Have you hated someone in your family:
>yeah use to hate all of 'em

Got any awards:
>most cooperative in 6th grade lol

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change?:
>I won't change anything about me,I want to change the people around me though.

The Original WATCHGUARD team

I cant believe that theres only about eight of us left in this team now; Gina ,Tony ,Arth Joel ,Janis ,Alvin ,Benz and ME.I miss all the guys who is not with the team anymore!

Random survey:

1. How tall are you barefoot?
> tall enough hahahaha!
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
>nah
3. Do you own a gun?
> nope
4. Rehab?
> if there’s a rehab for chocolate addiction then I’ll be in and out of it.
5. Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"?
>who doesn’t?
6. What do you think of your friends?
>their weirdness varies but I love them all!
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
> The Chipmunks Christmas song
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
> coffee
9. Do you do push-ups?
> nay
10. Have you ever done ecstacy?
> nah 11. Are you vegetarian?
> I tried but it’s friggin’ hard !wah
12. Do you like painkillers?
>nope
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
>I’m a snob and it puzzles me when they get attracted to that
14. Do you own a knife?
>Used to have a “balisong”
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
>hahahaha!!
16. Date of Birth?
>February 17
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
>moving on
>alcohol
>work stuff
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?
>shoe laces
>groceries
>slippers
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
>C2 green tea
>brewed coffee
>coke light
>red iced tea
>SanMig light
20. What time did you wake up today?
> I did not sleep last night
21. Current hair?
>almost shoulder length
22. Current worry?
>that I wont be able to move on
23. Current hate?
>my PMS
24. Favorite place to be?
>Metrowalk
25. Least favorite place to be?
>the office hehehe
26. Where would you like to go?
>anywhere with my friends
27. Do you own slippers?
>of course
28. What do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
>crazy and alcoholic hahahaha!
29. Do you burn or tan?
>tan
30. Last thing you ate?
>milk crackers
31. Would you be a pirate?
>aye
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
>just last night
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
>whatever comes to mind
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
>Grim Reaper
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
>a text message from Mavic, it’s obscene!
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
>err sesame street I think
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
>nothing worst just minor sprains due to taebo
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
>now only one
41. Who is your loudest friend?
>Irma, haven’t seen her for a long time though
42. Who is your most silent friend?
>Lisa
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
>I think so hehehe
44. Do you wish on stars?
>yup
45. What is your favorite book?
>there’s just too many
46. What is your favorite candy?
>Lipps and Lush
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
>nothing
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
>nothing
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
>can’t remember
50. Do you need someone right now? >for what??

ANGER MANAGEMENT

this quote is so me:

"Beware of him that is slow to anger; for when it is long coming, it is the stronger when it comes, and the longer kept. Abused patience turns to fury."

--Francis Quarles

and this one is so much like someone I know:

"Doomed are the hotheads! Unhappy are they who lose their cool and are too proud to say, I'm sorry."

--Robert H. Schuller

WeBe!

I will AGAIN be joining Citibank US, surprise surprise!
Not really. I made a request to be transferred to that nosebleed account again because I miss the stress , the hovering overweight boss of ours and my wailing sessions if I become too frustrated and dissatisfied with my work .this time around though I will be working with different team members, which is good (I think). Aina is still our QA goddess and I’m happy about that because I missed her while I’m with HBaC (HSBC).my short work stint at HBaC spoilt me, it made me too relax and too comfy, there you are not pressured to keep up with everybody about anything you just DO your job and that’s it.
Heaven isn’t it? I’m going to leave heaven to go to The Kitchen (Limbo)
Why you may ask? because I hate the attitude of one of my bosses there in heaven (he’s an ass) and the whole team will relocate their asses somewhere else (basta dun where I do not want to be lol)Now,I welcome my bitchy,ranting ass back to Citibank , cheers!

Your Hotness!!!

"Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless; peacocks and lilies, for example."
--John Ruskin.

If you ask me,I have no problem if Adam Brody is useless.I'll take him anytime and I wont be bothered with anything at all!Whew!hot,hot,hot!

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS :

“Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean....
Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.”
conversation with the bebe :

Me : bebe antamad ko magsulat para sa blog hehehe
Me : di gumagana utak me ilang araw na
the Bebe : hmp.. puro alcohol kasi

Sorry cant help it!Bff's keep asking me out for drinking sprees,
that is the downside of working just in front of Metrowalk complex c",)

Stupidly in Love Missy

Have you even been in love? Horrible, isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...

--Rose Walker

And to my baby on our linen anniversary:
--Where there is love there is life,
I've said before and I'll say it again , me
looking forward to growing old with you! c",)